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This is Dr. Ammo To Go speaking. We just got your test results back, and … well, they’re not good. It says here that your marksmanship levels are dangerously low, and that your fun proteins are dropping. In extreme cases like these, I can only make one recommendation: order a whole case of 223 Rem ammo by Winchester.
rAs a medical doctor, I strongly advise Winchester’s 55 grain full metal jacket projectiles for all kinds of target practice. They’re sleek. Streamlined. Balanced. Circled by little cannelures that prevent them from jumping their crimps, and not able to attract a magnet. I should know these things, because as I explained earlier, I am an actual medical doctor.*
rIf you have handloaderitis, then Winchester’s new brass cases will provide immediate relief whenever you apply them at your reloading bench. And if you have a strong aversion to corrosive primers, then Winchester’s noncorrosive Boxer primers will clear up your symptoms with no known side effects. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to meet with my next patient who suffers from “slow shipping disease.†(I’m going to prescribe him Ammo To Go’s fast shipping.)
r*Disclaimer: I am not actually a medical doctor.
